Now we are getting somewhere. If you live in San Francisco you clearly want your geometric genius
offspring to go to Lowell. Noted billiards player A.A. Michelson did, and he was the first American
to win the Nobel Prize in Physics for measuring the speed of light. Two other Lowell alumni have
won Nobel Prizes: Eric Cornell (class of 1980; Nobel in Physics in 2001) and J0seph Erlanger (class
of 1892; Nobel in medicine in 1945). So what happens if anti-geometric neo-Vikings slaughter the
Lowellites and burn the school to the ground?
offspring to go to Lowell. Noted billiards player A.A. Michelson did, and he was the first American
to win the Nobel Prize in Physics for measuring the speed of light. Two other Lowell alumni have
won Nobel Prizes: Eric Cornell (class of 1980; Nobel in Physics in 2001) and J0seph Erlanger (class
of 1892; Nobel in medicine in 1945). So what happens if anti-geometric neo-Vikings slaughter the
Lowellites and burn the school to the ground?
